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Not as Much but Still Inspired by REbel-Alliance

 

Swisstock: do you believe in theft?
TUbobPACmarly420: i hate math
TEDnugent2002 has left the room.
Swisstock: i stole something once
Swisstock: then it broke
TUbobPACmarly420: lol
Swisstock: i made a sandwich instead
TUbobPACmarly420: that sux

surfergirl52490: ne cute guys wanna chat im me
Swisstock: im you? why do i have to do all the work
Swisstock (8:44:56 PM): Swisstock: its a an equal opportunity world now sister

NurseBugsBunny [10:27 PM]: asl
Gta0012 [10:27 PM]: 19/m
Gta0012 [10:27 PM]: so you really a nurse
NurseBugsBunny [10:27 PM]: 20 f
NurseBugsBunny [10:27 PM]: yes
Gta0012 [10:27 PM]: thats nice, how long?
Gta0012 [10:27 PM]: i was only a nurse for a day
NurseBugsBunny [10:28 PM]: 5 yrs
Gta0012 [10:28 PM]: thats a long time
NurseBugsBunny [10:28 PM]: yes i love it
Gta0012 [10:29 PM]: yea so did i but the poor sap i killed wasnt to happy
Gta0012 [10:29 PM]: ever notice how much the liver and kidneys look alike?
NurseBugsBunny [10:29 PM]: yeah
Gta0012 [10:29 PM]: yea
Gta0012 [10:29 PM]: no more med schol for me
Gta0012 [10:30 PM]: thank god the hospital picked up the settlement
Gta0012 [10:31 PM]: im suree you've had at least one accident right?
NurseBugsBunny [10:31 PM]: No not really all the wise my asswould be grass
Gta0012 [10:32 PM]: yea i smoked grass once
NurseBugsBunny [10:32 PM]: i never did
NurseBugsBunny [10:32 PM]: never will
Gta0012 [10:32 PM]: it was laced
Gta0012 [10:33 PM]: yea i ended up sleeping with somee vagrent woman my freinds wont let me stop hearing bout that one
Gta0012 [10:33 PM]: so what like feild are you in
Gta0012 [10:33 PM]: field im sorry*
NurseBugsBunny [10:34 PM]: surgical
NurseBugsBunny [10:34 PM]: or
Gta0012 [10:34 PM]: ever had sex in the hospital?
NurseBugsBunny [10:35 PM]: no
Gta0012 [10:35 PM]: i think that would be fun
Gta0012 [10:35 PM]: how about you?
NurseBugsBunny [10:35 PM]: it would be fun to have sex on the brooklyn bridge
Gta0012 [10:35 PM]: hmm that would be intresting think you'll eever accomplish that?
NurseBugsBunny [10:36 PM]: never know
Gta0012 [10:36 PM]: it would be scenic ill give ya that
Gta0012 [10:36 PM]: dangerous though
NurseBugsBunny [10:36 PM]: it would be preety kick ass
Gta0012 [10:37 PM]: i mean i've had sex on a kitchen table and walked away with a broking arm
Gta0012 [10:37 PM]: but yea it would
Gta0012 [10:37 PM]: you eever had sex in a "fun" place
NurseBugsBunny [10:38 PM]: i never slept with anyone
Gta0012 [10:39 PM]: not bad
NurseBugsBunny [10:39 PM]: n
Gta0012 [10:39 PM]: you should smoke some laced pot that fix that right up
NurseBugsBunny [10:40 PM]: hell no
Gta0012 [10:40 PM]: then again you might get crabs
Gta0012 [10:40 PM]: weeds not bad if used moderetly
Gta0012 [10:41 PM]: kinda like sex
Gta0012 [10:41 PM]: i mean no nympho or setteriosis
Gta0012 [10:41 PM]: and aids isnt cool
Gta0012 [10:42 PM]: now kool-aid thats cool
Gta0012 [10:42 PM]: you likee kool-aid?